This is really friggin uncomfortable.

My husband and I just celebrated 20 years of marriage. We have 5 kids. I was just diagnosed with cancer. These are my stories. (Did you just hear the Law & Order sound effect, because I totally did.)  **Names have been changed to protect the innocent (Holy cow, I just heard the Dragnet voice then)

The dog won't let me exercise

The dog won't let me sleep

My boobs won't let me sleep